I call him Meat Man because he reminds me of gammon and David Cameron's forehead. Based on this guy:
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I was going to use it as my forum avatar but it didn't turn out too well. Just ended up looking weird, which would usually be a good thing, but it was the wrong kind of weird.
Update: Meat Man made a new friend:
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Update: Eddie Hitler's exploding carrot:
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