Game goes like this: you ask for help, something related to PB2 frequent requests, and the next one to post makes up an excuse for that request. Example:
User 1: Hi, I need to recover my account. Name is SmittyWerberJaggerManJensen.
User 2: Sorry, but that account belongs to me, for I am the #1. Anyway, I need help creating a door in OLE. Can someone help?
User 3: No one can because only losers and hipsters use OLE. Where is the Chat?
And so on.