Corrupt a Wish

[gajacar25]

Wish granted, cat has multiple diseases that it transfers to you leading to your eventual slow, painful demise.

I wish I had a stando

[thetoppestkek]

Wish granted, someone murders you over the stando because of envy

I wish for a potato

[gajacar25]

Wish granted. The potato is grown on the sod in Greece, thusly it's worthless and poor.

I wish the human race was allowed to only speak in anecdotes.

note:(but normal people can't see stands, hear stands, or know they exist. they can only notice their effects and be confused by them. moreover, if I had a stand it'd be so good I would basically kill someone in 2 seconds with it but whatever you're not cultured at all ; ))

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted.

Some kids who don't want to understand anecdotes murdered the people who wanted to understand, which made 99% of Earth's population... just fade away.

I wish for a bigger mansion with a cat and Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII RS.

[thetoppestkek]

Wish granted, the house is infested with a myriad of different insects

I wish I had a pedestal for no particular reason at all

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the pedestal is plastic.

I wish for a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII RS pixel art.

[thetoppestkek]

Wish granted, it is automatically converted to vector graphics instead of pixel graphics every time you glance at it

I wish for a better phone

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Wish granted I gave you a shitty one instead
I wish I had the ability to shoot ice out of my hands giving me the upper hand over anyone who tries to fight me.

[thetoppestkek]

Wish granted, your hands are now pure ice and really heavy to lug around

I wish I had the intelligence of a supercomputer

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted.

People started to ask you everything, so you got fed up and killed yourself.

I wish for a supercomputer or at least a mainframe.

[Eradican21]

Wish granted.

You asked the supercomputer what it's purpose was, It's response was "I server butter." Then self-destructed itself.

I wish for a pc

[WolfMaster12]

Wish Granted.

You got another plastic drapery of a PC.

I wish for a Nissan GT-R Black edition. pls don't accuse me of racism ty

[Missak]

Granted. You got a Chinese replica of the car I don't think what you said is racist ^^.

I wish this forum became less intense as it used to be.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish Granted.

It became less intense... for 1 second, then it became a total (salt)storm.

I wish for an iPhone 7S+. it's not even out yet lmao

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Wish granted, I took it from you then took it to the HQ MI6 and turned it into a secret agent phone where it does cool tricks, then I came back pressed some button which now made the phone able to zap someone and kill them so I zap you until you exploded.
I wish I had the ability to shoot missiles and bombs out my chest so I could destroy people with them.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted.

Thanks for reviving me! I made the missiles seek you and when you shot those missiles, you accidentally shot out 5 missiles which made you pieces of fried meat.

I wish to participate in Japanese Super GT300 championship.

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Wish granted, my mission was to infiltrate the Japanese super Gt3000 championship I entered and beat everybody including you, so I won the trophy after that I stuck my tongue at you and took the trophy and left after my mission was complete

I wish I had the power to read minds.

[Eradican21]

Wish granted.

You read my mind. Then the world imploded.

I wish for a cure to my tinnitus.

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Wish granted when you was cured I gave you another disease by sticking a syringe in you which gave you a disease and you died.
I wish for a bugatti that transformed into different vehicles was equipped with guns and could go invisible.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish Granted.

None of the functions worked properly, even the car itself was broken, so I came near you and sliced you violently to chunks of meat and then ate them.

I wish for nothing. P.S. I doubt you even know what is Japanese Super GT300