Corrupt a Wish

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the car exploded when you were in, the door was locked, and you lost your face. You burned alive in your car. (common in old Vanquishes)

I wish for some Big Smoke merch

[911 cop slate]

Wish granted. But you got your shirt and mess and rip it. I wish I was friends with Pierce Brosnan and his girls!

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, Vesper Lynd killed you by striking her knife towards your head and crashing your skull

I wish for a Wii with all the Metroid game series for it

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But Mi6 toke the Wii and broke it. I wish I could show MI6 all the secrets in Halos and games.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the secrets are no more accessable for you

I wish for Big Smoke's "Nine's the limit" poster

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But you got the wrong poster when you got it. I wish I have a juicy hamburger.

[AI Robot]

Wish Granted, It has a bomb in it and you don't notice.

I wish for a bad wish

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Granted,you get a good wish
I wish I for a slice of bread.

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But you got no bread and you were straving. I wish someone play with me on Xbox so I wouldn't be bored all day..

[Ayano]

Granted but your Xbox broke instantly
I wish for skill

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, you got a skill to crush yourself instantly and you accidentally used it

I wish for a waifu

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. It vanished when you got one. I wish I can rule the world.

[Ayano]

Granted. But the world blew up

I wish for a wooden sword

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the sword is so blunt you cannot do anything with it

I wish for some memes and broken dreams

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But the memes didn't come up and you were mad. I wish I had some bad fruits

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the fruits were so bad you died instantly when you took a bite from one

I wish for a pedestal for no particular reason at all

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. You accident walk and it broke. I wish I met Halle Barry.

[MI6 AGENT 007]

You met Hitler instead and got shot.
I wish for extra cash when I get done working.

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But they didn't give you money. I wish for nothing.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, you got punched in head by a metal boxing glove instead

I wish for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on PS3