Corrupt a Wish

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But you got number 8. I wish I was at Seabreeze. (Which gives me something to do.)

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, some bomzh came and killed your family, leaving you alone, and after that, a cop came and shot you in head since you were still on the wanted list

I wish for a Nintendo Wii with all the parts of Metroid game series

[AI Robot]

Wish Granted, It blows up catching your house on fire.

I wish for pizza

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. I gave you pizza, poison it, and you die. I wish I had ice cream machine.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the ice cream machine does not work properly, and when you tried to make ice cream with it, it burned down and put your house on fire

I wish for a Big Mac

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. I gave you a rotten Big Mac it had dirty stuff in it so you die. I wish I can put MI6 in a machine.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, but the slot machine exploded, throwing some big parts of it towards your head with speed of 233 mph, making you unable to dodge, and the wheel of the slot machine crushed your skull, making you die instantly

I wish for some lean sizzurp

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But I poison it, you drink it and die. I wish I can turn Mi6 into M16 to shoot Wolf.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, he shot you instead

I wish for a Dodge Challenger R/T '70

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. You were driving in the highway, the car stop, then a car crash into you, car explode and you die. I wish I can turn into a wolf so I can bite WolfMaster.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, you turned into a snail and I stomped you

I wish for nothing

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But you got a bad wish. I wish MI6 can shoot Wolf.

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Granted, I betray you and shoot you instead
I wish I could take my driver's test rn.

[The Silent Assassin pro]

Wish Granted. But you crash while you driving. I wish I had ice cream with toppings.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, the ice cream is made out of stone, so when tried to bite it, your teeth broke in half irregularly, making eating for you impossible, leading you to slow but steady death

I wish for some Finnish highest quality memes

[MI6 AGENT 007]

Granted you get trashy memes
I wish I could take my driver test the next day( DO NOT MAKE ME FAIL I WANT TO DRIVE BYSELF WITHOUT ADULTS WITH ME)

[WolfMaster12]

Granted, you failed constantly and needed to give 1000$ secretly to driver test initiator to pass it, meaning you drived your brand new Nissan GT-R (which btw was lent to you by me) to tree at speed of 315 km/h, damaging your head and chest fatally

I wish for a BMW 135i Coupe

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But the tires were flat and the car explode and you die! I wish Wolf can killl MI6.

[WolfMaster12]

Wish granted, I killed you instead

I wish for a BMW-Individual 760Li Sterling with a driver

[911 cop slate]

Wish Granted. But you went to the store, left the keys in your car, someone came and drove off with your car. I wish I had Aston Martin Vanquish like Pierce Brosnan.